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Ponca City

This particular story had to do with a man from Ponca City, Oklahoma, and yes, Virginia, there really is a Ponca City. As a matter of fact ,for a long time in the Property Case book I included a case from Ponca City which was not all that relevant, in fact, but it gave me an opportunity to tell the story.

This young man had gone to Paris. He had a great time in Paris and he came back and all of his old spitting buddies were sitting around the Central Square swapping stories, and one of them said to him, "Well how does Ponca City compare to Paris?"

"You deal with some of the intricate problems of the law, but when you get right down to it, frequently, they're just like Ponca City."

Oh," he said, "It's pretty tough to make the comparison. The first day that I was there I strolled down the Champs-élysées, we don't have any broad boulevards like that in Ponca City, I came to a nice little sidewalk cafe and I sat down at the sidewalk cafe, we don't have any of those in Ponca City, and I ordered an aperitif, we don't have any aperitif in Ponca City, all we have is booze, and then a very lovely young lady with shapely ankles came along. I'd never seen anything like that in Ponca City, and she asked if she could join me, and I said yes and we both had an aperitif. Then she asked me if I wouldn't like to come up to her apartment on the left bank of the sand overlooking the Cathedral of Notre Dame, and I agreed to go. We got up there and it was a beautiful apartment, she put on her stereo, she brought out the champagne..."

And his buddy said, "Well, go on, what happened then?"

He said, "Oh, hell, from there on, it was just like Ponca City."

Here again, you deal with some of the intricate problems of the law, but when you get right down to it, frequently, they're just like Ponca City.

"...sometimes one wonders if the people down in the trenches really care what the broader and grander conception of the law is all about."

 

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