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Missouri Supreme Court

This story has to do with the young lawyer who was arguing a case before the Supreme Court of Missouri. Throughout his whole oral argument, he kept saying, "Well, according to Justice Glockenheimer..."

Finally the Chief Justice leaned over and said, Young man, just who is Justice Glockenheimer? I've never even heard of him."

The young man said, "He's just the best damn Justice of the Peace in the whole city of St. Louis."

And the Supreme Court Justice said, "I don't care... this Court doesn't care what some Justice of the Peace in St. Louis says about the law."

The young man smiled and said, "That's exactly what Justice Glockenheimer said about this court, Your Honor."

Again, the analogy is somewhat direct because too often the Supreme Court either of the state or even of the United States makes great pronouncements on what the law is, or what the law ought to be and yet frequently at lower levels, that gets translated quite differently, and sometimes one wonders if the people down in the trenches really care what the broader and grander conception of the law is all about.